Who is Hell's Favorite Son?

I cannot tell you, I have to show you...

Name: Vance
Birthdate: 06061982
Gender: Male and loving it
Height: 177cm
Age: 26
Eyes: Pair of black
Hair: Normal and short
Star Sign: Gemini... split personality
Obsession: Soccer; Vampires; Zombies
Personality: Split
Characteristics: Sadistically Honest
Instrument: The keyboard of the computer and the pen
Loves: Girls, Cars, Soccer, Clubbing, Poetry; Fashion
Hates: Hopocrisy
Relationship Status: married
Email:justvanc@yahoo.com

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    To kiss the lips of an angel and to shake the hand of the devil.

    He hides behind the safety of his keyboard, using cyberspace text to dispense the venom of his tongue, which has drank from the poison chalice.

    ...Vance has you...


    Wake up World...
    ...Vance has you...
    ...Follow the blood rabbit....
    ...Knock Knock , Time to hear you scream...
    I AM THE ONE!


    Friday, October 19, 2007

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    Some personal experiences have dished out the funniest quotes ever known.

    Boyfriend: I think I am your fattest boyfriend. (Not expecting agreement)

    Girlfriend: Yah! None of my boyfriends in the past wears L.

    Boyfriend: None are also taller than 1.77m.


    Wife: Oh the Italian and Spanish guys look good with their deep-set eyes.

    Husband: (Quiet till the comment, looks up from the newspapers) Gorillas have deep-set eyes too.


    Ex-girlfriend: He is something I discarded and did not want, and you picked him up after me.

    Girlfriend: I did not know I was a Rags-and-bones woman.

    (Ideal reply): Then he must be quite a steal from the flea market.


    Ex-girlfriend: How long have you known him? Are you sure you know him as well as I do? What makes you think he will not come back to me?

    Girlfriend: (suggested reply) But he knows you well enough!

    What's left? The liberation of man kind...?6:54 AM